Steak
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50 shades of irony
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Post by Steak on Oct 12, 2011 11:33:49 GMT -6
This is a homage to MS Paint Adventures and a promotion for Dot Wars, written by you. You are Mustachio, Commander of the Red Army. The war is going anything but well for the red dots. You have just been taken as a prisoner of war and have been thrown in the dungeon. The room smells of stale blood and decay.
What will you do?
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Steak
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Post by Steak on Oct 13, 2011 19:35:04 GMT -6
>Take the gun on the floor.
The guards were quick to toss you in the brig, along with your gun. Those silly guards are in trouble now-
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they took the ammo out in a taunt-like gesture
these bastards do this just to piss you off
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Post by Steak on Oct 13, 2011 21:45:23 GMT -6
>Equip Top Hat, All Red Dots must wear TOP HATS!  You engage in hilarious antics. But your top hat is really at home with your loving wife and daughter. >ABSCOND THROUGH VENTILATION DUCT!  What, this? This is the secure metal door that the guards hurled you through. You can see no way to get through; the door looks too high and it looks like the last prisoner who tried to break through the wall had little success. Well, now what? |
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Post by Steak on Oct 14, 2011 14:24:19 GMT -6
>Combine with the skeleton to upgrade your defense.
You fail to see how you're doing anybody any good. |
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Post by Steak on Oct 14, 2011 23:39:25 GMT -6
>Spit the skull at the vent  If by 'vent' you mean 'metal door'. >  It looks like you cracked the door slightly. Several of your fallen comrade's teeth lay before you. |
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Post by Δ promethianTriumph Δ on Oct 15, 2011 8:13:07 GMT -6
Use teeth as ammunition?
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Post by Ω abruptStand Ω on Oct 16, 2011 14:47:02 GMT -6
Riley, everybody knows that teeth are very good at...nope. In other news, good job steak.
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Post by A numericalPrime A on Oct 19, 2011 14:47:04 GMT -6
Examine blue object.
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Steak
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Post by Steak on Oct 22, 2011 14:05:05 GMT -6
>When did that blue thing start existing.
This has been here for as long as you can remember. You are having a hard time imagining a time in which this blue thing didn't exist.
It is sitting under a black piece of hardened chalk, which was probably used to make all of those incriminating marks on the wall. |
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Post by A numericalPrime A on Oct 22, 2011 14:05:59 GMT -6
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Post by Δ promethianTriumph Δ on Oct 22, 2011 14:06:10 GMT -6
You ponder for a moment to try and remember what your parents told you about the dangers of short term memor-- oh hey is that blood?
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Steak
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Post by Steak on Oct 22, 2011 20:44:09 GMT -6
>Take the chalk  The CHALK was added to your INVENTORY. >Draw a beautiful wall mural with the piece of chalk  You draw a sketch of the Red capital Faercräg before it was destroyed by the Blue dots. You miss home. >  Drawing the mural has whittled your CHALK and made it smaller and more sharp. >Turn the blue thing over  >  You find the KING OF DIAMONDS. How on Spheros do they make up such beautiful creatures? You always enjoy a game of cards. Something about this card seems different. |
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Steak
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Post by Steak on Jan 11, 2012 10:09:07 GMT -6
 Coming soon |
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